Spitting Fire

Once again his application to work in the oil refinery was rejected

“Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?” – – George Carlin

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Egg Inspector 476

A bird is only an egg’s way of making another egg

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caught between a rock and a hard place 223

Caught between a rock and a hard place ….which in this case is just another rock

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Safe Smoking Cone 743

Preparing their lungs for the fires of hell, or just a silly addiction. You decide.

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birdnest from ikea 067

When he ordered the nest from Ikea, he had no idea it’d be this hard to put together

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Music of rain 872

When you listen to the rain, remember, all of the sounds have been tightly scripted

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licking competition 093

Rock, paper, scissors, only with tongues

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balloons-cappadocia-turkey 511

“Oh great! Who was the brain surgeon that thought these
pointy things would make a good landing spot?”

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Cat Fight 386

“How dare you call me a pussy!”

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Stone House 287

From my perspective, people should live ON the world, not IN the world.

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High speed curve 056

Pelican races are about as exciting as watching paint dry.
Especially when they round the high speed curves

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Meanwhile in Russia 458

…meanwhile back in Russia

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Water lovers but air breathers 899

Hey look! A real life whack-a-mole game!

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Out for a stroll 333

Ok, you take the one with DC current and I’ll walk the AC line

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High Swings 672

True freedom is what you do with what’s been done to you

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Water lifter 673

Beware of people who have friends operating below the surface

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When you're asleep, these come out 800

When you’re asleep, these come out

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birch-boulder 546

“It’s mine, IT’S ALL MINE!

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Camouflage Cows 654

Its so rare to actually see the cows that produce camouflage milk

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Jessa Younker

Her strength does not come from her physical ability.
Instead, it comes from little lizard-like suction cups on her inner thighs

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dont really care 576

“Its days like this these that make me regret becoming a vegetarian”

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Velcro 088

Closeup of velcro. Apparently it’s less about magic than I thought

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Little equestrian 061

All true champions start with tiny victories …while riding tiny horses

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base-jumping-yosemite 555

Everyone is a fan of freedom unless the chutes don’t open

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Typepad 765

Its about time someone figured out how to automate those clunky iPads

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Magnificent Eye Patterns 811

In the land of frogs, it is he who possesses the greatest eyes who shall be king

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Family Fun 477

Hockey. Always a great family outing

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Snow Heart 365

Home is where the heart is. But this home looks pretty damn cold.

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Finger Food 672

Finger food

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Seems legit to me 2189

Seems legit!

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