Once again his application to work in the oil refinery was rejected
“Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?” – – George Carlin
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A bird is only an egg’s way of making another egg
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Caught between a rock and a hard place ….which in this case is just another rock
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Preparing their lungs for the fires of hell, or just a silly addiction. You decide.
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When he ordered the nest from Ikea, he had no idea it’d be this hard to put together
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When you listen to the rain, remember, all of the sounds have been tightly scripted
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Rock, paper, scissors, only with tongues
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“Oh great! Who was the brain surgeon that thought these
pointy things would make a good landing spot?”
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“How dare you call me a pussy!”
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From my perspective, people should live ON the world, not IN the world.
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Pelican races are about as exciting as watching paint dry.
Especially when they round the high speed curves
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…meanwhile back in Russia
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Hey look! A real life whack-a-mole game!
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Ok, you take the one with DC current and I’ll walk the AC line
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True freedom is what you do with what’s been done to you
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Beware of people who have friends operating below the surface
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When you’re asleep, these come out
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“It’s mine, IT’S ALL MINE!
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Its so rare to actually see the cows that produce camouflage milk
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Her strength does not come from her physical ability.
Instead, it comes from little lizard-like suction cups on her inner thighs
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“Its days like this these that make me regret becoming a vegetarian”
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Closeup of velcro. Apparently it’s less about magic than I thought
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All true champions start with tiny victories …while riding tiny horses
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Everyone is a fan of freedom unless the chutes don’t open
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Its about time someone figured out how to automate those clunky iPads
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In the land of frogs, it is he who possesses the greatest eyes who shall be king
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Hockey. Always a great family outing
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Home is where the heart is. But this home looks pretty damn cold.
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Finger food
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Seems legit!
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