Unable to breath, and drowning, he’s still happy to see you

Quote of the Day: “I’d rather regret the things I’ve done than regret the things I haven’t done.” – – Lucille Ball

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Everything we do in life is based on fear. Especially the real sneaky stuff.

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If only all wars could be fought with color bombs instead of real bombs

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Being the best at something no one cares about still means you’re the best at something

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“Silly me, I forgot to scratch my head.”

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Even though its beautiful, never trust the snow. Even a straight stick will turn crooked in it

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Crayons are little more than great masterpieces waiting to be set free

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A great story goes far beyond the book it’s written in

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A complete motorcycle, with the only thing missing being the motorcycle itself

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And you thought you had a bad commute

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Sometimes genius is 99 percent mud

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Apparently snakes don’t like to hum along

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Waldo would be way tougher to find if he was dressed like these guys

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Cats fear me!

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Totally lucky or totally ignorant? You decide.

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Every great rat race should begin with a caffeinated foot bath

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Random pole wrapping

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Nose, meet other nose

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Meanwhile in Switzerland

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It just takes time for women to get ready, even when preparing for war

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Looking for breakfast

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Hmmm, if only it were round so he could roll it down the hill

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Exhausted by the possibilities

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You know its strong when it percolates itself

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Wow! This yard sucks

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To be young again

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Natures own skylights

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Life is an adventure, so sleep in it

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Canadian surfer

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Pool softly, but carry a big stick

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Women are like wild animals. Great to look at, but don’t think you can own one.

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