Next time you consider an ad like “Help wanted! Highly paid fashion models!” just remember
it’s harder work than you think, not very glamorous, and there’s always
some jerk in the background making you do things you don’t want to!

Quote of the Day: “You’ll always be a little disappointing in person because you can’t be the edited essence of yourself.” – Mel Brooks

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To me, it was never clear where the lips end and the lion begins

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How Anorexia appears from the other side

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Seeing my own reflection, and he’s angry. He’s very, very angry!

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On your marks, get set… Hey, no knuckle dragging!

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Free at last! Free at last! Thanks God almighty, free at last!

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For those occasions when Hallmark doesn’t know how to say it, ice sculptures are the next best thing.

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Wave cave. The worlds toughest hibernation destination.

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The penalty for not putting your seat back in the upright postion…

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Sneaky cat, suicidal pigeons

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Dammit Kenny, you only had one thing to do!

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Solar powered nomadic herder

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Creation of Adam, as it really happened. No really! Yes, the other Adam!

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Talent!

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In case you’re wondering, the sign with Chinese characters on it says “Danger! High Voltage!”

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Bankers sometimes lose their head… shortly after they lose their ability to care

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At a certain point you just know the rest of the world is sleeping better than you are

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LSD and baby zebras are not a good mix. Wait you’re telling me it’s not an zebra?

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Suck on this!

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Determination!

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It’s the pose I use when I ask for something really important!

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The infamous pepperoni nabber strikes again!

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Boys and their toys grow up to be countries and their dead people.

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May I have this dance? Never underestimate the power of cupcakes on chicks!

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Apparently he has time to clown around

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Respect for nature

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Morning dew. A crucial ingredient in Mountain Dew

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A little something I call “Western Torso”

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Random act of beach art

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At zombie apocalypse parties it’s always hard to know who to root for.

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