The face behind the news
Quote of the Week: “A recent police study found that you’re much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.” – Dennis Miller
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Inside Time Square – See! Crystal balls do work!
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No party is complete without a well-chiseled shirtless alien feigning interest in music
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Your first mistake is to think he’s cute. Your second would be to think he likes you back!
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More than a mouthful!
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Without knowing there’s a shell attached, his snarky but observant demeanor
paints a completely different picture.
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Seen at a local daycare center…
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Just playin’ chickin’
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This just goes to show that inside every disgusting pile of crap is one beautiful little turd!
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High five for another successful wake-up!
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Better watch where you sit… and who you’re sitting on!
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Yeah, that’s the way I like to play with water too!
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Up, up, and away. Don’t let his lack of cape fool you!
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Is this juice safe? If only all of our drinks could talk!
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And by unanimous decision, the eyes have it!
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Somebody please help me! The little furry guy can go to hell, but can somebody please help me?
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Oh, it’s just something I threw together last night!
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One tiny drop for hamster, one giant drop for hamsterkind!
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Sometimes there’s just not enough rocks!
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X-ray of a banana… Is that a vertebrate I’m eating?
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Perfect timing… well, maybe not perfect for her!
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Building a train, one brick at a time!
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Extreme Ironing! My kind of guy!
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The fine art of giving
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Queen McScrooge, the Royal Gold Inspector!
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One small step for man…
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Macaque monkeys warming themselves around an open fire. Still only six degrees from Kevin Bacon.
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Incoming! I said INCOMING!!!!
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Waiting for the end of the world. Damnit, why won’t it end?
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Squirrel vs. rattlesnake fight to the death!
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When the distance across an island is too great…
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Life is full of blunders. So is death!
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Unto us a reindeer is born!
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