Those who play with matches are likely to get burned!
Quote of the Day: “The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.” – Franklin P. Jones
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Well hello! But what’s with the pokey finger at the end of your trunk?
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If only there were a ‘chop shop’ for wasps!
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Life is but an illusion!
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Yeah, there’s a reason why they taste like chicken!
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Honey I shrunk my piano!
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Google Glass for cats! As if cats weren’t confusing enough to live with already!
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Wow, someone didn’t wake up on the right side of bed!
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Little known fact. Anteaters live in washing machines!
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Finally, a way to make beaches romantic!
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Hello? This is Agent D.O.G. I’m stuck in 1935. Send help!
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Mobius tennis was starting to catch on!
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Cock-a-doodle-holy-crap!
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Flight of the Bumblebee was a real challenge to play on the ring!
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Go ahead and make a scary face! I dare you!
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At the top of the great pyramid in Egypt, a photo op that would cost them the next three years in jail!
But somehow it was worth it!
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Bear meets kid in bear costume! It was love at first bite!
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Something’s wrong here, but I can’t quite put my finger on it!
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Snorkel nose! The new power sport of aquatics!
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Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!
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Micro horsing was the newest exercise craze in Japan!
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Looking pretty washed up!
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Yup. It’s starting to kick in…
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Introducing the roundest object on earth. Sorry, I didn’t realize we hadn’t mastered roundness yet!
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It’s all fun and games until you get rope burns on your tanny who who!
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One of China’s recent inventions, the street sweeper!
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“Sorry, I can’t come into work today because I have a bad case of Infinity Bikes!”
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Unzipping the inner beauty of the mountains!
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As I drove over the Golden Gate Bridge, I was beginning to feel
like I somehow took a wrong turn!
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East German pole vaulters were trained to jump electric fences.
A good way to spark a little extra motivation!
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