When life gives you mud, feel free to get your hands dirty!

Quote of the Week – “That’s it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I’m going to clown college!” – Homer Simpson

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Yup, the early bird gets the worm! Wait, what? That’s not a worm!

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Seems legit!

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Hey, Barbra Streisand called and she says your nose sucks!

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Honey, we have to go!

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I think I just made a terrible mistake…

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Pot roast in the corner pocket!

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You deserve a real tongue lashing, but maybe this will do!

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Adapting to climate change. Wait, this doesn’t look so bad! In fact, I think I’ll vote for more climate change!

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Pig comedians crack me up too!

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And with that, the universe was created….

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Choose your next words very carefully!

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But I liked the other guy better…

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More biscuits anyone?

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Oh that? It’s just a 480 horsepower coffee maker. Why do you ask?

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Bud… WIZ… ZEERRRRR!

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Spring thaws in Russia unveil the damnedest things!

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Seems like Ralph got stuck with feeding duty!

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Once again the fatalists have it all wrong!

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Listen carefully Calvin, we only fling poo at people who arrive in a motorcade!

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Sometimes the signs we’re seeking in life have been absconded
by other who got your same fortune cookie!

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Drum roll please!

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Closet blond!

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You’re welcome!

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A drunk man’s door! Painfully drunk!

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Suddenly, birds!

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Who needs walls anyway?

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Lunch, and he doesn’t look happy about it!

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Wow! Being a barista is way harder than I thought!

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