Help Wanted: Needed, one exceptionally skilled knife catcher! Those with poor skills
will be considered as long as they’re exceptionally fast healers!
Quote of the Day: “Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.” – Terry Pratchett
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An elephant’s version of an elephant joke!
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Some people make gravity look easy!
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Please, don’t touch my dog!
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It’s ok, that ladder should hold it!
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Screw this!
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Tilt-Shift Sumo Match. Tiny big guys acting like giant little people!
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Where’s my money man?
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Cleared for takeoff!
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An orangutan in Borneo using a spear to fish. Can the invading armies be far behind?
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Like a boss! A very rich spoiled one, but still, like a boss!
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Chiropractors are soooo yesterday! Neck inspectors are all the rage here on Pelican island!
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We are not alone!
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The table that all young pool table want to grow up to be!
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King of quackers! Now, if only he could somehow meet up with the king of soupers!
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Which came first the chicken or the eggplant?
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DaVinci would be so proud to see his art appearing on sidewalks everywhere!
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As soon as that other guy catches a fish, I will begin thinking about invading earth. But what’s with those feet?
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You never want to “leaf” these two alone!
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The latest in artificial mom technology!
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A brief moment of clarity! Left totally blind, but now seeing with unusual clarity!
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His body languages says “love,” but he really just needs to be milked!
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Relationship therapy at its finest!
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Elephant seal is confused!
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Narcolepsy and rock climbing never mix!
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Whose your momma?
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Protective layer of ducks, check! Act like I’m totally oblivious to the world. double check!
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Tired of fighting wars in crappy places, the US Navy has just moved into Hong Kong!
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This makes my head hurt!
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