Young pigs are taught at an early age how to survive in a cruel, bacon-loving world!
Quote of the Day: “My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.” – Woody Allen
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Being a desperate housewife is sooo yesterday. Retro tech enhancements are now all the rage!
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Yes, it started out innocently enough, but the “Duck March” was about to get ugly!
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That annoying fly had annoyed him for the last time!
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One of these is not like the others!
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It a well known fact that flooding in the streets and kayaks bring out the “crazy” in Buddhist Monks!
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Dumbo, the early years!
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Normally I’d say two heads are better than one, but in this case…
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What he lacks in legs, he makes up for in cuteness!
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Look Mom, I got 3st!
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Baby owl going through gravity training!
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What started as a ride in Disney’s Tomorrowland, fifty years later passengers
finally began to realize it wasn’t a ride at all!
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Horse flying came naturally to her!
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After working for 7 years and realizing it was only 4% complete,
he was beginning to think painting it by hand was a mistake!
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When the “lion whisperer” whispers, even Oscar the Grouch can’t resist!
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Alfred Hitchcock’s wife Alma with his wax head in the fridge. Seems reasonable!
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“I’ve got your back!”
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As a newly uncovered secret pagan ritual, he decided to sacrifice his child to the birds!
But in a cosmic twist of fate, the birds decided to attack him instead!
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It was Wednesday and once again, Bartholomew was on lookout duty!
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No camping trip is complete without roasted marshmallows!
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Gravity seldom knows when we’re mocking it!
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A bird in the hand Luke! Focus on the bird in the hand!
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Free soloing in Yosemite! Yes indeed, there is a downside!
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Angry or yawning? I’m so confused!
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What the archaeologists of the future will be digging up!
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If it weighed just a few pounds more, it wouldn’t look so easy!
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Careful, don’t be sticking your nose in places it shouldn’t be!
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Bookstore in Portugal! I think I could spend the rest of my life here!
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As a strict vegetarian, he often wondered what it would be like to eat an entire cow!
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The balloon dress was the hit of the party, until the guy with the pins showed up!
Then things got ugly!
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