Help Wanted:  Cocktail waitresses in Iceland. Must adapt well to extreme temperatures!

Quote of the Day: “I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.” – Elayne Boosler

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Fighting forest fires Australia-style!

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The 11-acre portrait in Northern Ireland, because small print photos are sooo yesterday!

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Once the meadow muffins were  kicked aside, it was a good place to take a nap!

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Worth about $12USD or three cups of coffee at Starbucks!

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Catching rain drops!

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Protest in Rio over poor teacher salaries! Obviously working with a different formula for success!

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Check out ma bear feets!

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NASA back when chalk was still the smartest technology in the room!

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Somebody is pissed!

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All in all you’re just another brick in the wall!

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He may be a wrecking ball, but you still have to clean up after your wrecking ball!

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Only the shadow knows for sure!

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Killer heels, no literally!

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The pot smoker’s bathtub… totally stoned!

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Pup in a cup!

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Airplane being chased by a giant semicolon!

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It’s a snake-eat-snake world, the universal symbol for patent trolls!

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When cultures collide!

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Bring your pet to school day!

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Sriracha chili, the only vegetable known to make holy water boil!

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Cute little monkey, but extra fast at flinging poo in your mouth when you say “cute!”

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Just another jumper from the rooftop pool in Singapore!

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The electric cat!

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Some days just feel meaningless unless I do my “Bert” thing!

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Tiger raising piglets. Piglets unaware that mom plans to eat them some day!

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The full-body mustache!

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Bear coming out of its hibernation den. Kinda like some guys emerging from their man cave at the end of football season!

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Another typical day at the Finnish computer festival!

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Not now! I’m not in the mood!

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Bridesmaid prank! The groom is about to regret his bachelor party forever!

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