When Rex applied for the job as pool security guard, he was imagining far more bikinis!
Quote of the Day: “I am patient with stupidity, but not with those who are proud of it.” – Edith Sitwell
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Flies couldn’t care less who they manage to piss off!
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Waiting is never cool! But with the right clothes, you came make it look like the coolest thing ever!
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The sign of a good leader is taking you places where you struggle to keep up!
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Chameleon feet!
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Artwork is only boring if there happens to be something more interesting!
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Life is all about attitude. Once you learn to fake it, you’ll be as accomplished as this dude!
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No reason. Why do you ask?
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Note to self. Stop drinking so much coffee, I think its looking back at me!
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When it comes to frogs, status does not go to who’s on top, but who’s got the biggest smile!
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Every time President Obama goes golfing, he uses these guys to retrieve his balls!
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Nobody told me that when the world ends, everything goes circular! What did I miss?
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Hey, how come he gets all the food? We’re hungry too!
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To make matters worse, she’s colorblind AND allergic to flowers!
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Blowing the perfect dragon!
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Leaving the spectacular behind!
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Admissions test for 1st graders at the Top Gun Flying Skateboard Academy!
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The Kung Fu Roo has spoken! All of your arguments are invalid!
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Last week my wife bought me some more of that “smiling on the inside” kind of fruit!
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After spending the last 37 weeks trying to read the U.S. tax code, he decided to remain a primate!
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Honey… get my gun!
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North Korea’s Kim Jung Un showing his Generals this week’s Top 14 Photos on the Impact Lab!
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One small step for owls, one giant pokey-fingered leap for owl-kind!
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The heart of a terrorist, the soul of a nut-job!
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At least he can avoid getting rained on!
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As an artist, he was a total fruitcake. But his fruit did look way better than it tasted!
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Humans are the only creatures that find scary things entertaining!
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Five hundred years later, someone finally created a female version of “The Thinker!”
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I’ve never been quite this drunk, but I do know what it’s like waking up with strangers!
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The Spoon Diet: Every time I try to take a bite, my spoon goes into panic mode!
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Flying lawnmowers do far more damage than you can ever imagine!
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After eating 47 Kibbles, he quickly realized he was too fat for the Bits!
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She was blocking my path, but for some reason, I didn’t mind!
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