As always, if your airline seat is not comfortable, just get up and walk around!
Quote of the Day: “The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past better than it was, the present worse than it is, and the future less resolved than it will be.” – Marcel Pagnol
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Amadeus Pike, also known as the Elephant Astronaut. Boy, the things they do for a Klondike Bar!
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Who you were, who you are and who you will be are 3 different people! Not sure which one this is!
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Rush hour traffic for today’s hot air balloon commute!
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It’s not much, but he calls it home!
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So much of our global currency is underwater. Here’s one more about to go under!
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Introspection means something totally different under water!
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Beware of gravity! It always attacks the head first!
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Elegant coffee cup design comes with its own built-in coaster!
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Sadly, we have very few watchmakers left who work with wood. Yes, gear splinters were a problem!
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Desperation comes in many forms. Dealing with these whacked out birds is one of the worst!
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Godzilla arrives in Seoul! Either that or Psy has a new “Gangnam Style” video!
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Q-Tip harvesting for the Lilliputians was always their favorite time of the year!
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You know your dad is pushing too hard when you start seeing neighboring countries!
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Laundry day will never be the same again!
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Hey, get a barn!
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In the pediatric wing of the Sydney hospital, koala doctors deliver koala babies on a daily basis!
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As I always say, there’s never a bad time for music!
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Still waiting for the rest of the furniture to grow into place!
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What do you mean they’re making Kibbles without the Bits!
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He became known as the Caribou Commando. His mission was to only attack things that didn’t need attacking!
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George Washington has been burning a hole in people’s pockets for centuries, and he’s not about to stop now!
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Forget everything you thought you knew about the future. This changes everything!
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Friskiness and fuzziness are a lethal combination!
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One small step for man…
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Apparently unbuckling the belt is entirely too much work with this generation!
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Much like synchronized swimming, synchronized rodeo acts get very little respect!
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Virtually every day he feels tortured by his secret craving for bacon!
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Hey dude! You have something in your beard!
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Old school key locks are soooo last century!
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If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a thousand times! Google maps is not your friend!
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Hey, does this orchard make my butt look fat?
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There are no words for moments like these!
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Getting ready to kick some Putin-ass!
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