Molting Human 024

The mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed psychiatrist is our friend

“Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God’s final word on where your lips end.” – – Jerry Sienfeld

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9 Counting Sheep 897

As you’re sitting at home, lonely and unemployed, just remember,
there are people in this world whose job it is to count sheep

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9 Ghost Girl 783

“You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. But if you want to go skydiving twice, you need a parachute.”
And so the final chapter of her story began…

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Bring your daughter to work day 672

Once again it was “take your daughter to work day”

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9 ronmueck 806

You can take the boy out of a man and put him into a crate,
but then I forget the rest of the saying

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Hamster Couch 896

If Ronald McDonald had a pet, this is what it would eat

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9 minicooperbox 876

So what did you get for your birthday?

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Hunting Fox 356

When your goal is sniffing an unsuspecting dog’s butt, craftiness is oh so important

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City under glass 051

“Sorry, I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering”

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Human Cube 276

No one was ever a fan of the traditional wedgie, but this one definitely has potential

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9 Cuteness, in Deep Grass 045

The problem with him being innocent is that he is also edible

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Submerged Snapshot 783

Nothing quite says “sunken treasure” like a couple still-working flatscreen TVs under water

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Levitating Cat 098

After 7 years of research, the cat-containment field was finally working

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Smoking up a friend 078

Bored with the effects of nicotine, cigarette manufacturers
began experimenting with some rather create addatives

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Snub-Nosed Monkeys cleaning day 673

Cleaning day in the jungle was an amazingly nitpicking affair

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Paper Skeleton 022

With e-books steal market share, the paper industry has decided to go three dimensional

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Baby anteater 067

As if you didn’t know, anteaters are always sold by the pound

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Baby Slippers 782

Baby slippers

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Tough Girl 067

I love my wife. I wouldn’t be able to go anywhere without her

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Unfinished Robot 783

As you get older, three things happen to you. First, someone removes all your memory chips,
and then I can’t remember the other two

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flying-cat-fight 676

Cat fights are not just for women anymore

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Tight Spaces 064

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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Bed of Hay 0667

Sadly, there are things in life that have no meaningful purpose

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Missing Pants 782

The only way to avoid temptation is to yield to it

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Super long tongue 767

The only way to avoid temptation is to yield to it

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Rat Camera 222

A good camera requires a good eye. Sniffing skills, not so much

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Speed Chair 221

Its rare to find a chair that is truly built for speed

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Frog 672

You can question the meaning of life, but never, never, never question the meaning of frog

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9 Bathtaking at its finest 032

Bathing is indeed an underrated spectator sport

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