Camel Poker 376

Playing poker is really a thing of beauty… well, maybe not

“Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn.” – – Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Picking the light 561

In a stunning breakthrough, scientists have finally discovered a cure for darkness

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Flying Pig Racers 176

The true competitive nature of pigs is somehow lost by the time they reach the supermarkets

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Hide and seek 891

From an early age we have been trained to treat our friends like missing game pieces

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Coconut Chickens 783

When it comes to coconut chickens, I have to go with “the coconut came first”

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Blue flowers path 476

Some paths are simply too pretty to walk on

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creative_leather_chair 432

As an artistic statement, it was far less about man’s domination over the rhinoceros,
and far more about intimidating the carpet

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presidential prank 675

Honesty and integrity. Once you can fake that, everything else is a piece of cake

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Gorilla Love 378

It is the one who loves least that controls the relationship. But that
still doesn’t mean you won’t get pushed out of the tree

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Balance Rocks 067

Every smart person has an equal and opposite stupid person to maintain balance in the universe.
But sometimes I think the stupid people are winning

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tree climber 478

Naturally the number of slivers per square inch increases
dramatically when you’re not wearing clothes

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toes arising 673

Mafia graveyards are filled with stories that should have never happened

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snowflake 476

At times, even your best friends turn out to be total flakes

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inverted police 673

Wow, it was just announced that a few police departments are hiring “inverted cops”
so they can get a better look at the under-belly of society

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A lion cares for his dinner 577

Hmmm, kinda looks like foreplay before dinner

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mr mcgoo 872

The game of life is filled with consolation prizes.
Unfortunately this guy may not even get a “participant” ribbon

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cattle drive 298

In the language of cows, the word “Moo” is short for “Are we there yet?”

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Safety First 654

At least his eyes will be protected when the rest of his body gets torn to shreds

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Water Buffalo 782

When it comes to Wall Street, some view the bull market as halfway alive,
while others view it as halfway dead

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droids 586

Damnit! Once again, these are not the droids we’re looking for!

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fighting egrets 376

Much like humans, teenage Egrets spend far more time flapping their jaws
than they do flapping their wings

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camera man 782

Without geography, we’re nowhere

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Portrait 673

I am always doing that which I can not do, in order to learn that which I can not know

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Melting Camera 786

Is our world just another world’s hell

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sewing machine 276

Halloween must be coming early this year in Bagdad

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Lion Spray 265

Lion repellant is only effective at very close range

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Gameboy suit 571

As if we we’re not playing enough games already…

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Headless Boy 672

This is a very common problem among young boys in Arkansas. At least the dogs don’t mind

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Going Down 476

If you didn’t know, girls fight dirty. Real dirty!

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perfect shot 376

After waiting for seven weeks straight, he finally got the shot

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flexible gymnasts 210

Stimulating creativity in young boys everywhere

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The Mask 783

Note to self. – Why do I let my dog talk me into these things?

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