Playing poker is really a thing of beauty… well, maybe not
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In a stunning breakthrough, scientists have finally discovered a cure for darkness
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The true competitive nature of pigs is somehow lost by the time they reach the supermarkets
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From an early age we have been trained to treat our friends like missing game pieces
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When it comes to coconut chickens, I have to go with “the coconut came first”
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Some paths are simply too pretty to walk on
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As an artistic statement, it was far less about man’s domination over the rhinoceros,
and far more about intimidating the carpet
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Honesty and integrity. Once you can fake that, everything else is a piece of cake
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It is the one who loves least that controls the relationship. But that
still doesn’t mean you won’t get pushed out of the tree
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Every smart person has an equal and opposite stupid person to maintain balance in the universe.
But sometimes I think the stupid people are winning
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Naturally the number of slivers per square inch increases
dramatically when you’re not wearing clothes
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Mafia graveyards are filled with stories that should have never happened
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At times, even your best friends turn out to be total flakes
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Wow, it was just announced that a few police departments are hiring “inverted cops”
so they can get a better look at the under-belly of society
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Hmmm, kinda looks like foreplay before dinner
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The game of life is filled with consolation prizes.
Unfortunately this guy may not even get a “participant” ribbon
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In the language of cows, the word “Moo” is short for “Are we there yet?”
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At least his eyes will be protected when the rest of his body gets torn to shreds
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When it comes to Wall Street, some view the bull market as halfway alive,
while others view it as halfway dead
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Damnit! Once again, these are not the droids we’re looking for!
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Much like humans, teenage Egrets spend far more time flapping their jaws
than they do flapping their wings
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Without geography, we’re nowhere
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I am always doing that which I can not do, in order to learn that which I can not know
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Is our world just another world’s hell
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Halloween must be coming early this year in Bagdad
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Lion repellant is only effective at very close range
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As if we we’re not playing enough games already…
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This is a very common problem among young boys in Arkansas. At least the dogs don’t mind
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If you didn’t know, girls fight dirty. Real dirty!
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After waiting for seven weeks straight, he finally got the shot
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Stimulating creativity in young boys everywhere
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Note to self. – Why do I let my dog talk me into these things?
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