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Did you ever wonder?

The Visible Barbie Project is part of the Foundation for Unnatural Research’s long-range plan for advancing the state of human knowlege of things that no normal person would ever think to wonder about.

The project began with the acquisition of a suitable marked-down subject at a nearby toy store and ended approximately six hours later, not including the time required to pick out the bits of hair that got stuck in the bandsaw.

The cause of the subject’s markdown was unknown, but we didn’t care; all that mattered was that the gross physical anatomy of the body was intact…

barbiebiosafety

State-of-the-art biohazard equipment is an absolute necessity for experiments involving tissue of any kind, both for the safety of the researcher and to prevent possible contamination of the material being studied.

Though no verified cases of disease transmission between plastic dolls and humans have been reported in the literature, the possibility of certain plastiform viruses or virus-like particles infecting humans has not been entirely eliminated.

The experiment continues at the LINK

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