X-Ray Head 763

Yes, cell phone radiation is a problem, but the damage will stop after the flesh is gone

“Life’s greatest question…. which I have not been able to answer… is, “What does a woman want?” – – Sigmund Freud

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Blue Rooster 078

KFC is experimenting with a new kind of “blue chicken.”
The customers love it, but the chickens… not so much

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Catching Planes 276

The large planes are always the hardest to capture

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Halloween is not just for people 109

Clearly, Halloween is not just for people anymore

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Bell Curve Table 763

Not all tables are designed for having a conversation

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Soon you will be dinner 637

Soon you will be dinner

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Stairwells 464

They became known as the “idea stairs”

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Not amused 013

Not amused

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Underground Houses 242

Living underground wasn’t as hard as shopping underground, or going to school underground,
or becoming famous undergound

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Get your hands off of me 089

“Get your hands off of me!”

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The Ledge 278

He was feeling a bit edgy today. Very edgy

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Merging Spots 077

I live in my own little world, but it’s okay. There’s two of me

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Underwater Pose 271

Death is a once in a lifetime experience

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Ceremonial pigs 980

No, not everyone was excited about the wedding

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Nazi Pedicure 232

Nothing says “relaxing afternoon” quite like a Nazi pedicure

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gorillas one an iceberg 558

Gorillas on an iceberg, that is all

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Hiding in kitchen 276

They will never find me here

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Rear ended by an ostrich 599

In the end, they were destined to create an entirely new species.
Little did the rhino know that it would begin with a 60 mph rear-end collision

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stuff of nightmares 232

It was terrifying. She was caged in by her own fears. No, literally!

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Swan Heart 566

The image was one that all greeting card companies would soon fall in love with

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Ultimate Sidecar 902

If you wish to live wisely, ignore famous sayings including this one

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Caged One 287

If you tell the truth, always remember, you don’t have to remember everything

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Keys to Success 078

The keys to success

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Watching Animal Planet 376

Watching Animal Planet is not the same as experiencing Animal Planet!

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Power of Christmas 892

If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side

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What app would dogs use for social networking 033

Dogs have their own form of social networking

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Anatomically Correct Chair 276

The anatomically correct chair. Please note that I said anatomically correct, not politically correct

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The Beginning is Near 672

Actually, I’m pretty sure the end is near

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Business End of Rinos 031

No, I was wrong. Two ends are near

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