Yes, cell phone radiation is a problem, but the damage will stop after the flesh is gone
“Life’s greatest question…. which I have not been able to answer… is, “What does a woman want?” – – Sigmund Freud
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KFC is experimenting with a new kind of “blue chicken.”
The customers love it, but the chickens… not so much
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The large planes are always the hardest to capture
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Clearly, Halloween is not just for people anymore
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Not all tables are designed for having a conversation
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Soon you will be dinner
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They became known as the “idea stairs”
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Not amused
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Living underground wasn’t as hard as shopping underground, or going to school underground,
or becoming famous undergound
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“Get your hands off of me!”
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He was feeling a bit edgy today. Very edgy
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I live in my own little world, but it’s okay. There’s two of me
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Death is a once in a lifetime experience
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No, not everyone was excited about the wedding
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Nothing says “relaxing afternoon” quite like a Nazi pedicure
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Gorillas on an iceberg, that is all
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They will never find me here
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In the end, they were destined to create an entirely new species.
Little did the rhino know that it would begin with a 60 mph rear-end collision
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It was terrifying. She was caged in by her own fears. No, literally!
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The image was one that all greeting card companies would soon fall in love with
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If you wish to live wisely, ignore famous sayings including this one
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If you tell the truth, always remember, you don’t have to remember everything
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The keys to success
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Watching Animal Planet is not the same as experiencing Animal Planet!
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If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side
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Dogs have their own form of social networking
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The anatomically correct chair. Please note that I said anatomically correct, not politically correct
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Actually, I’m pretty sure the end is near
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No, I was wrong. Two ends are near
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