Matters of war are far too serious to entrust to people
who believe the American political system works

“Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex… It takes a touch of genius – and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction.” – – Albert Einstein

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Mankind’s greatest theories come and go, but beautiful smiling frogs are here to stay

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Running for political office is all about honesty and sincerity.
Once you can fake that, anything is possible

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Best pickup line ever – “If you ever decide to become a mother, can I have one of your puppies?”

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Nostalgia!

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A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can
learn from a wise answer. So what’s with the monkey nest?

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Freedom means nothing if you can’t have the Tarzan vine to yourself

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…what the neighbors upstairs sound like

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Freshly minted money… worth more than actual money!

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Everyone knows the top draw is where I keep Ralphie

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May the forces of evil become confused on their way to your house

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Random-acts-of-kindness are to philanthropic giving
what gratuitous-sex-jokes are to comedy

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This is what happens when special interest groups get their way with a stimulus package

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A real life Angry Bird

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The Smore’s Keyboard, for people who like to consume what they write

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The road to economic recovery is one hell of a long ways off. Go Seymour, go!

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Cleveland’s latest tactic for dealing with habitual parking meter violations

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Some limo services end up being far less than what you expect

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Hey lady! Your intentions are showing

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If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?

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Get well cards have become so funny that if you don’t get sick you’re missing half the fun.
With that in mind, here’s to a wonderful illness

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Even fish have a penchant for living on the edge

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Humor is just our own natural instinct for turning pain into something playful.
The pain looks to be excruciating so this should be hilarious

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Extreme napping

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Out for a drive or out of her head? You decide

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Finally! A real-life photo of an honest-to-god peckerhead

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Yoga, you’ve never looked so good … or gone so far beyond the realm of believability

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How can you tell if this is the one that went to market, or the one that had roast beef?

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Worst. Breakup. Ever.

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