Human pixels, because traditional media is not social

Quote of the Day: “I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” – Woody Allen

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I started licking and ALL THE COLOR CAME OFF!

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Cobblestone texting never really took off.

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And now for the triple ‘Triple Lindy.’

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Crusty? I’ll show you crusty…

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When trees give birth.

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Extreme polka.

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I want a worm THIS BIG! And I want it NOW!

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The town looked completely different after the plane filled with cocaine crashed into the school.

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A 3D rendering of Keith Richard’s brain.

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Bunnies! Take me to your leader.

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A new water skiing record or an extremely hands on approach to oil spill clean up.

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When Johnny started blowing his 3D smoke rings’ I just stopped trying.

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Tall tales took on a whole new meaning.

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Bubblevision is all the rage in Spain.

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Although no wisdom may be totally out of reach, some is very difficult to attain.

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For those women who are seeking an extra bit of torture in their footwear

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For some reason this gang sign never caught on.

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Forgive me Otimus Prime. I did not recognize you in stealth mode.

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Handmade cardboard guns, for shooting artificial cardboard enemies.

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Thinner?

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Don’t forget to smile as you snipe.

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The effect of humanity can be felt to the core of their surroundings.

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The idea may have caught on, if it wasn’t Donald Trump leading the way.

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After the climate change, rooftop seating took on a whole new perspective.

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Keyboard waffles were easy compared to inside out peanut butter omelets.

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Checking for anal warts has never been a pleasant job.

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A whole damn pound of catnip ain’t gonna make up for this crap!

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