Anticipation of blood-shed. How is there not a word in our language for that?.
Quote of the Day: “What a nice night for an evening.” – Steven Wright
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Family time is precious
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Running for public office is very similar to flying with a drunk pilot. Cockiness only goes so far
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Are these the ones that keep getting caught in your harmonica?
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Extreme yoga
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Yes, his nine lives saved him, but the bread slicer was not his friend
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Looks like everybody got a piece of the spiked apple
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Well pull my whiskers and call me a tabby! I had no idea!
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As you can see, Edward Scissorhands is now employed by the Ohio parks and rec department
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Introspection begins at a very early age
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Sumo Pre-School
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I now pronounce you Mr and Mrs Owl. You may peck the bride
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Hasidic clowns are still a ways off… or are they?
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Another ‘aha’ moment brought to you by Pure Adrenaline
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Just what would this dog look like in zero gravity? And why is he wearing purple pants?
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Droplets of wisdom can accumulate in the most obscure places
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With 87 trillion possible branches to sit on, they all chose this one
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Climbing the corporate ladder requires teamwork,
as well as stepping on a lot of people along the way
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Mother nature and her amazing artistry at its finest
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Polar bears do it in the water. Not sure exactly what,
but he’s definitely doing it in the water
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Cucumber Boy has very strange super powers, that often leave him in quite a pickle
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All for the love of tea. If only they could
invent a way of doing this inside the train…
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Ice time is the right time
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Is this human showing their alien nature or viva versa?
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If we could learn to cooperate like ants, our planet would be in a heck of a lot better shape
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The midget in the panda costume was always able to get kids to smile
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He’s got Steve Buscemi eyes. No, literally!
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Marks of achievement are rarely so easily demarcated
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A spitting image of herself…
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And we salute you as well! 2012 Woman of the Year!
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