The replicants knew when feeding time was upon them.
Thursday lunches were always insurance salesmen. Fridays were always leftover bankers.
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Quote of the Day: “I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.” – – Norman Wisdom
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Unimpressed by the view
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Fishing for F-18s was the newest extreme sport.
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Best friends!
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24 hours later ‘The Isle of Doom’ was just a big patch of sand.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute… Darn! I lost it!
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Music and architecture occasionally intersect.
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Immediate Job Opening: Person to referee tiger fights. The last guy got in the way.
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Spontaneous fire breathing is starting to trend on Twitter.
That chick is HOT!
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The land down under… even further, down here
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born,
and the day you find out why
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Howdy! Are you my first meal?
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You know you’re in trouble when the voices in your big head and little head start to agree
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Polar bears are not the smartest creatures, and the
splatterfart massacre that ensued just proved that point.
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Pool with a view. More like an 80-story, straight-down view
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Let’s face it. Reality is just not as much fun as it could be.
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Little known fact: The inspiration for Mother Goose was actually
an old guy living in Hoboken, New Jersey
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The last gasp of a dying age.
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The Swiss Army people decided to open a new nail salon
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Rich guys are easy to spot, but can be pretty hard to move.
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I, for one, welcome our new baboon overlords
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Libraries are a great place to store information.
If only they could invent a better way to search for what you’re looking for.
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Gangster kitty
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Just for the record, those aren’t cherries
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Waiting outside a locked bathroom door when you really have to go is a real art form
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Tarzan’s daughter, Little Jane, turned into a real party girl
and was later renamed Calamity Jane
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All his friends called him Wrong-Way Wayne, because he had a real knack for missing everything
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Working for Red Bull has its perks.
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Some secret handshakes have become downright painful to watch
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The tobacco hot dog was loved by millions, even presidents.
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Cute smile
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