Cement Eclipses 611

The replicants knew when feeding time was upon them.
Thursday lunches were always insurance salesmen. Fridays were always leftover bankers.

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Quote of the Day: “I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.” – – Norman Wisdom

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Unimpressed by the view 118

Unimpressed by the view

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US Navy Training 188

Fishing for F-18s was the newest extreme sport.

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Best Friends 373

Best friends!

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Isle of Doom 084

24 hours later ‘The Isle of Doom’ was just a big patch of sand.

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The thinker, bear style 087

Wait a minute, wait a minute… Darn! I lost it!

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music school in China 558

Music and architecture occasionally intersect.

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Let's dance 783

Immediate Job Opening:  Person to referee tiger fights. The last guy got in the way.

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Dragon Woman 755

Spontaneous fire breathing is starting to trend on Twitter.
That chick is HOT!

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The Land Down Under 851

The land down under… even further, down here

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Discarded Heads 672

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born,
and the day you find out why

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Hello World 268

Howdy! Are you my first meal?

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Hearing Voices 830

You know you’re in trouble when the voices in your big head and little head start to agree

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Soon 081

Polar bears are not the smartest creatures, and the
splatterfart massacre that ensued just proved that point.

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amazing experience 756

Pool with a view. More like an 80-story, straight-down view

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Other Side of Reality 661

Let’s face it. Reality is just not as much fun as it could be.

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Grandfather and his geese 775

Little known fact:  The inspiration for Mother Goose was actually
an old guy living in Hoboken, New Jersey

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Reach for it 118

The last gasp of a dying age.

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Swiss Army Nails 288

The Swiss Army people decided to open a new nail salon

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The fine art of getting attention 585

Rich guys are easy to spot, but can be pretty hard to move.

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I, for one, welcome our new baboon overlords 443

I, for one, welcome our new baboon overlords

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The Library 682

Libraries are a great place to store information.
If only they could invent a better way to search for what you’re looking for.

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gangster kitty 325

Gangster kitty

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Those aren't cherries 558

Just for the record, those aren’t cherries

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beautifully flexible 050

Waiting outside a locked bathroom door when you really have to go is a real art form

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Jungle Girl 766

Tarzan’s daughter, Little Jane, turned into a real party girl
and was later renamed Calamity Jane

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Wrong Way Wayne 902

All his friends called him Wrong-Way Wayne, because he had a real knack for missing everything

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red bull addiction 208

Working for Red Bull has its perks.

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Unity 707

Some secret handshakes have become downright painful to watch

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Cigar 088

The tobacco hot dog was loved by millions, even presidents.

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Cute Smile 456

Cute smile

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