watch me burn 270

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Well, maybe it does

Quote of the Day: “Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God’s final word on where your lips end.” – Jerry Seinfeld

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Boop 791

Hippos using hippos as water toys

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water sculpture 787

Lawn ornament tornados are all the rage in Cleveland

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Ships of the Desert 276

Rich people have a weird sense of humor. “I think I’ll hide his ships here!”
Thirty years later when the ships are found, the laughter begins

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Jump 840

There is no greater freedom than the freedom to expose yourself

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Soon 241

Soon!

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Footpath at the top of the world 277

At this altitude, its equivalent to a marathon

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Just a toddler walking his Great Dane 334

Now where’s that kid that called me a sissy?

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Wedding day 785

It was one hell of a wedding

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Pondering life 937

To him, the square root of Pi was always a mystery

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Kayaking on the edge 870

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times. Google maps is not your friend!

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Cat Races 1952

For some reason, cat racing never caught on

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Stop Smoking 826

Seems reasonable!

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He didn't think it was funny... RUN! 565

He didn’t think it was funny… RUN!

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Full Impact Street Art 737

Graffiti without paint

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Thieves 551

Thieves! Hey, what are you looking at?

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Les Paul Guitar pool 671

For those who like swimming in music, the Les Paul Guitar pool

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Baby Anteaters 131

Baby anteaters, because all of the cute babies were already taken…

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Collapse is Near 076

Little know fact. Most storms are based on a dare

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Elephant Snorkel 545

A nose without eyes is like eating with a mouth in the back of your head. Yeah, just like that!

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Indoor Swing for Rainy Days 803

An indoor swing, because going outside is just plain icky

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The Kittens Grew Up 906

Hey look! The kittens grew up

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Trail Maze 786

Now did he say the third path from the left or the third path from the right?

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Bird Thief 065

Bird thief!

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Where rich people and poor people collide 872

Where rich people and poor people collide

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Staredown 782

The stare-down!

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Iron Man Iron 801

The Iron Man iron

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Elegant Meat Market 982

What do you you mean? Don’t all butcher shops don’t have a 15′ chandelier?

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Holding up the moon 775

I think I’ll put the moon here

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Baby Elephant 788

A rare photo of mom teaching the little guy the top ten rules for being an elephant

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Someday, he'll be just like his dad 774

Someday, he’ll be just like his dad! Drinking beer, watching TV, and eating fish sticks!

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Time Capsule 724

Hey Mr. President! We found your escape pod

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