The ultimate shortcut to bacon and eggs

Quote of the Day: “Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.” – Gary Larson

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When the attention you get isn’t the attention you intended… resulting in the fastest cellphone charge EVER!

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Tom and Jerry were once again pleading their case as Nibbles the cat motioned for a plate.

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Skydiving in Australia, where everyone falls “up”

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Cat scan

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It SOUNDED good at the time.

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Is it ever too early to stomp out racism?

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Goodbye cruel world!

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Freight train in Norway plowing through snow at 100kph. The pizzas had to be delivered on time!

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He was feeling left out

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Fingerprinting our buildings. Has it really come down to this?

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This is why I don’t like swimming in the ocean

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Gingivitis can progress into Periodontal Romanization

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Trust me! The universal symbol of the American Banking industry. Trust me!

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Just when we thought we’d seen the last of agent orange…

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This can not end well for the pink dude

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Later he regretted saying “he’d take anything” at the jobs office

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…and that’s how people are made!

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Musical plant, to complement to visual ones

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Not sure if this is cool, or just really creepy

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Mmmm Breakfast!

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Yes, point taken! May I have another?

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Just another day at Muscle Beach

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Sniper check. Slightly trickier than finding Facebook friends

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Nature in an intiment moment of reflection

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Floating sauna, for people you can’t trust in a hot box on land

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That’s the last time I order KFC delivery service!

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How soon can I move in?

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Charley was quite surprised by the self inflicted water enema

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Orville turned into a sloppy drinker when he had too much

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He just can’t sleep without it

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