“We have normality. I repeat, we have normality.
Anything you still can’t cope with is therefore your own problem.”
Quote of the Day: “Personally, I don’t think there’s intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?” – Bob Monkhouse
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I’ll just sneak in with this stuffed bird as my cover and they won’t suspect a thing! BWAHAHAHA!
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Then and now! Size comparison- Titanic vs Allure of the Seas Cruise Ship!
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The man had no idea if strapping cow porn to his back would make them follow nicely or stampede…
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The Samsonite owners meetup started as usual with a flash mob intro!
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Aw mom! Not in public!
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Spring in Norway! Waiting for a bus! …with only 10 feet of snow on the ground!
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Tiko had to practice her belly dancing at night and was forced to improvise for clothing!
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Either an alien abduction is imminent or that coffee I just drank had LSD in it!
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Happy Mother’s day from the furry friends world!
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When playground funding was cut, people just had to play with other people!
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Ok, so the last time I sucked one of those damn things up my trunk I was coughing up feathers for a week…
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As far as superpowers go it wasn’t much, but it did cause a few people to say, “What the hell!”
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Samuel L. Jackson is iconic even in the K9 realm.
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Janet’s happy place involved sucking her thumb and
envisioning fabulous 60’s retro patterns dancing across her body.
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Figaro Figaro Figaro! Opera kitty wants cat nip and fish!
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What an awesome 500 lb retro Cadillac bicycle!
Note the stylish 8 track player and deflowering device on the hood.
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White lion, white lion show me your teeth. Class photos are today, so we need you to look your best!
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…and then reality set in and the caterpillar thudded to the ground again!
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I shall defend this chair!
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Cabbage patch kitty was almost ready to be harvested!
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Fornication jokes and trains often go hand in hand …or in this case, sleeper car in sleeper car!
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And then the bluebird of happiness shat on her shoulder (and her head and her chest and her back…)
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Piano doctors often do their internships operating on piano cadavers like this one!
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Corbin emerged from his tunnel to find the outside world was full of shiny metal and cyborg monsters!
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Ok mouse, although you may never see the light of day again,
I want to inform you of your rights before I eat you.
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When the dust settles, nothing is left to your imagination!
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Point #16 on the ‘How to spot a nerd’ index!
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Choose your next head wisely! You may not get another opportunity like this again anytime soon!
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