Skateboarding off the side of a mountain seemed like a such a great idea! Funeral is Friday at 4:00!

Quote of the Day: “Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.” – Peter Ustinov

 

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Her name was Cinderella, and amazingly enough, the shoe fit perfectly!

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Whenever someone uses the expression, “It’ll be a cold day in hell!”
this is the image that comes to mind!

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In Switzerland, rush hour traffic means something totally different!

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When they designed the Dragon Bridge, enjoying a smooth ride was not on the list!

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He knew almost instantly that he had chosen a bad place to dive into the water!

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When it comes to relationships, very often it’s less about the black eyes
and more about the slivers under your fingernails!

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He may not be perfect, but he’s gibbon it all he’s got!

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Always pay close attention to your dealer, especially when they’re
provocatively dressed and cards are flying everywhere!

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Ok, now you’re just making stuff up!

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Extreme window seat!

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Drinking buddies!

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Good thing Moses was onboard!

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And now for your moment of zen!!!!

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Repeat after me, “Gravity is my friend! Gravity is my friend!”

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True happiness!

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Coolest cinema ever!

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He who has the gold pollen sacks makes the rules!

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Where?

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Happiness is a warm tusk!

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Don’t even pretend you know what’s going on here!

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Have you ever had your entire life flash before your eyes but didn’t know why?

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Yes, they’ve gotten very lazy, but this is how factory workers protest in Italy!

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As a Polish frog, Wobalinski always went for the high ground!

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The Hindenburg flying past the Empire State Building in 1936!
For a short time, everyone was jealous of those on board!

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He was one tired monkey!

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No matter how well made your science fiction movie may be, someday it’ll still look like this!

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Chinese man cuts toenails with a machete. Great business model! He should start a franchise!

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Just because you can’t quite touch the moon, doesn’t mean its the moon’s fault!

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Trust! It only hurts when you don’t have it!

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Oh this? It’s just something that washed up on the beach!

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Rule of Thumb:  Every marriage comes with a few strings attached!

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