Skateboarding off the side of a mountain seemed like a such a great idea! Funeral is Friday at 4:00!
Quote of the Day: “Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.” – Peter Ustinov
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They get shorter and floppier when they’re less excited!
Quote of the Day: “First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.” – Leo Rosenberg
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Bail spinners needed! Urgent! Call the Amish hotline ASAP!
Quote of the Day: “In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.” – Yogi Berra
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A hole in one vs one in a hole…
Quote of the Day: “A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.” – Bill Cosby
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Legs just don’t grow on trees!
Quote of the Day: “If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.” – Milton Berle
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The carrot-top leek-a-phone, for that truly organic sound...
.Quote of the day: “A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.” – Mitch Hedberg
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Odds of failure – 100%
“Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offering to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren’t so exciting.” – – Bill Gates
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Yes, time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its students
“It depends upon what your definition of the word ‘is’ is.” – – William Jefferson Clinton
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Sorry, but the rest of the world is laughing at you, not with you
Gloomy days often give you a gloomy outlook on life. Much like too much time in the sun will give you a sunburn, too much time in the gloom will give you a “gloomburn.” The only way to fix a gloomburn is to rub a mixture of apple pie and sunshine on the inside of your mind. Very few doctors know why it works, they just know that it does. (Pics)
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Jealousy among snails is a strange thing to witness
The laws of nature state that a bad thing cannot happen unless an equal and opposite good thing happens at the same time. This has become known as the “laws of balance and goodness reciprocity.” For this reason, if the military is causing bad things to happen on the other side of the world, then we will experience relatively better things on this side of the world. Problem is that we have yet to figure out the exact location where the good thing will happen. Its not an exact science by any stretch of the imagination, but at least the military is doing their part. (Pics)
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Not everything with bunnies is clothed in good intentions
Daylight savings time was originally invented by the watch-making industry to draw attention to time, and by extension, the need to purchase more time pieces. Similarly, cartographers, professional map-makers, were downsized by improvements within the GPS industry to increase our dependency upon portable GPS units. So why is it that all these improvements in clocks and geo-location services has left us even more lost in time and space? (Pics)
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They didn’t know where he came from, but the
cops instinctively knew the snow guy would be bad for business
Blow dryers became a necessity once people started bathing regularly. Hearing aides became a necessity once Ludwig von Beethoven lost his hearing. And Snickers Bars became a necessity once dentistry was invented. (Pics)
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