Now, for my next trick, I present hoover cat!
Quote of the Day: “Just the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.” – Carl Sagan
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Where the sidewalk ends. Please let Shel Silverstein know!
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Tough night ahead little hamster, so eat up!
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Extreme mountain biking! There’s no such thing as a trail too steep!
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Day 35. The pigeons have accepted me as one of their own!
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Every day it was the same old thing! Push the stripes, push the stripes, push the stripes!
I’m about ready to scream!
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Little known fact! Giraffes have weird bodies!
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Warning, the nose police are in town, and they don’t like the way you smell!
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Since when did you start flirting with my ex-wife?
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Surfer wheel, for those with a spontaneous need to do it all!
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Damn it Blitzen! You blow one more shoe and I’ll sell you to that Campbell’s Soup guy!
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Waiters hated serving people in the Dining Pod. Just a simple request
for extra ketchup could result in as many as 37 more slivers!
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Peeping Tom!
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The tip of the Washington Monument up close! Apparently this
is the new high-water mark for bullshit in our Nation’s Capitol!
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The Klein Bottle! What goes in must come out! Wait, what?
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I’m confused! I thought you said a democracy was the best form of government!
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The forever shrine to bad dogs everywhere!
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How can any child dream big if they spend their days so close to the ground? Now that’s what I’m talking about!
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As mom always said, just live your life one kernel at a time! Maybe two! Ok, three!
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…..and with Snookie’s help they were able to drag the car to safety!
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Your true purpose in life is never straight forward, especially when you find yourself in one of these!
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Teaching Biscuits to skateboard. It was a painful process and his tail was no help whatsoever!
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Looks like I got it all wrong. Apparently Superman is black, wears a hardhat,
and still uses ropes! Boy do I feel stupid!
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Official branch manager!
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Zipperhead! Not sure if the zipper is for his hair or his head,
but this is one fashion that should be killed before it ever gets started!
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His curiosity was killing him!
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Hippos for hipsters! The ultimate party gift!
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A totally cool way to watch The Titanic!
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If ever there were an animal prone to putting his foot in his mouth, it was Big Mouth Bob!
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Dreaming as only a dreamer can dream!
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