Funniest joke ever!

Quote of the Day:  “Just an FYI: If scientists invented the legal system, eye witness testimony would be inadmissible evidence.” – Neil deGrasse Tyson

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“Hey, do you remember where I parked my car?”

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African cowboys still don’t know what real cowboys are supposed to wear!

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“I’ve got you in my sights! You’re going down!”

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There’s no business quite like monkey business!

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Ski jump without the snow, better known as the “cheese-grader express!”

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Once again it was “bring a bully to school” day!

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Napping semis!

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“For god’s sake, will you nimrods get in line!”

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“I just hate it when my beer decides to fly away!”

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“If I just blend in, they won’t event know I’m here!”

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Taking selfies to a whole new level!

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“Once again I was stuck in traffic!”

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The new “bed theater” in Greece. When the lights go out, what could possibly go wrong?

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Low hanging fruit!

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Peeling off everything that doesn’t look like this!!

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Little known fact, newborn Giraffe’s have no idea why they look like this!

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Decided to make a wax Pope because none of the other heads looked quite right!

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Serious cat lovers!

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Finally a less-painful way for grandma’s to practice this move!

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Perfect hiding place!

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Just your average Danish cop helping an underprivileged bear!

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Better pick up the pace, hoverbear is gaining on us!

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Scoping out the sun!

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I have no idea, but he was in your underwear drawer!

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Over 100,000 people in Hong Kong live in these cages costing $167 USD a month.
And we thought trailer-houses were bad!

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The fast-food stalemate!

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Nazi doctors at their finest!

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Not a face you want to wake up to!

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My feeling at most parties!

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