What he lacks in muscle and leg strength, he makes up for in wires …or whatever that is!

Quote of the Day:  “All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.” — H. L. Mencken

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Nothing says “party time” quite like a Groot swing!

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Since it all rolls downhill, he thought it best to be prepared!

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If snow only came in a few more flavors, he wouldn’t have to lick his nose!

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Doing whatever it takes to get noticed!

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Hey, check the weather forecast! The cows are doing that “V” thing again!

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Cutie pie!

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Elbow grease you say?

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It makes my butt pucker just looking at it!

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Extreme child rearing!

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Do I have something in my teeth? Why are you looking at me like that?

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Water is devious and must be attacked!

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If personality came in visible colors, this would be her’s!

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Limited by a single can opener, they still had 37,000 cans of soup left to open!

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Out of the frying pan and into the… wait, what?

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Ironically it was the German girl who made a scene while
waiting in line for the “Here Comes the Nazis” concert!

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Nope, this one is not a wolf either! Next!

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Riding back down will be easier… well, maybe not!

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Filming a mountain climbing scene is way harder than actually climbing the mountain!

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When your only form of entertainment are bales, you’re forced to be creative!

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Real life DaVincis!

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The missing identity here, is your own!

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Finally, a horse with a steering wheel!

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And now it’s Miller Time. What, you didn’t bring the beer?

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Hey, I love what you’ve done with your antlers!

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Ouch… double ouch… triple ouch… what comes after triple?

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Finally, a clear way for politicians to settle disputes!

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For pole-vaulters, their power doesn’t come from the pole,
but from little nano-bots they have injected before every meet!

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Meanwhile, back in Russia…

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I can’t believe the language he’s using! It certainly made me blush!

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Saved by the fairy!

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Cats and humans aren’t so different after all!

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Just as in everything we do, there are giant holes in our stories!

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You know whenever E.T. meets up with John Deere, we’ll soon see new kinds of cereal very soon!

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Entrance exams for students wanting to enter Afghanistan University!

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Watermelon boy!

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This is what happens when you don’t make the cut during National Geographics auditions!

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Wow, I didn’t know you could buy “fall” in a bottle!

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