A truly great mouse will never entrust his life to only one hole
“There are three kinds of men in the world. Those who learn by reading. Those who learn by observation. And all of the rest of them who have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.” – Will Rogers
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Apparently the autopilot was set on “iceberg”
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We are at three with nature
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Do you have any idea how many Velcros had to die to make this piece of Velcro?
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Pure torture
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The people that work inside my keyboard may not be real, but they have some damn good ideas
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Biologically speaking, if something bites you, it is more likely to be female
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Mr. Right is coming. But he’s in Africa and he’s walking
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Horses are all alike – except the ones that are totally different
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See what happens when you mix politics and religion?
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Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be
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Pacifists are like sheep who believe that wolves are vegetarians
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A snake eating an egg. That is all!
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Motherboard City. No word on what happens when it meets up with Fatherboard City
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You can take the sting out of the stingray, but… whoa, what the hell is that thing?
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English – Who needs it? I’m never going to England!
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I hate it when people do this when they talk
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Even though they still wanted to eat each other, they had reached a impasse
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You know something is up when there is a whale in the sky
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Life is what happens when you’re too busy making other plans
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Avoid hiring unlucky people
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Diplomacy is the fine art of saying ‘Nice tiger’ until you can find a whip and chair
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Chances are they’ll never amount to anything
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Cheerios. Is there anything they can’t do?
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If we’re not supposed to eat animals, how come they’re may out of meat?
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Trust no one! Even our currency knows when we’re in trouble
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What good is happiness? It can’t buy you money.
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Eternity is really really long, especially towards the end
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