The highwires of life are where history is being made. Everything else is just waiting
“We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?” – – Niels Bohr
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Hard to imagine how his dreams could be much of an escape from his reality
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There is a flower that is perfectly suited for every personality, even the weird fringe ones
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Always remember, a lion does not seek approval from the sheep in much the
same way that a hunter does not ask for forgiveness from the lion
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Tomorrows leaders are easy to spot. They are tiny, strong, and totally unreasonable.
Oh, and they’re unreasonable. Did I mention unreasonable?
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Most everyone in life is trying to decide which side of the crack they’ll end up on
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Cattacus
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If a clown did something funny in a forest and no one was watching, would it still be funny?
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Boldness is a trait used to mask human emotion. No word yet on what this guy is trying to mask
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His color says “green with envy” but his face says, “someone please beat me and put me out of my misery.”
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Quilting and parachute-making are two vastly different skills, but living next door to each other
can cause some fascinating disturbances in “the force”
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Some species have far more respect for fast food than humans
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In the world of business, never count on a fish being caught until the final pole dance has ended
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When the dominoes start falling, make sure the trail doesn’t lead to you
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Living in the world of fruits and nuts is exhausting
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Some people are arrogant enough to think that without their help, even the fish won’t learn how to swim
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Once again, Google maps took them to a completely wrong planet
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The true power of music can only be found in the ear of the listener
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Going nowhere
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You may hate gravity, but gravity couldn’t care less
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That’s one crazy-assed dog… no, literally!
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Later that night the castle was repossessed by Federal Agents and sold for back taxes.
Rumpelstiltskin was furious
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Even in the best of times, your hangover can quickly be reduced to a carnival sideshow
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The world matters because of the tiniest of details,
even if they are all just one footstep away from total oblivion
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Beauty is in the eye of the beard-curler
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If you can afford to own a castle, you can afford to change the water filters once in a while.
Sheesh, even the Irish would find this disgusting
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Yes, the cow jumped over the moon… but not on the first try. What do you expect?
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Rocket man, dripping with anticipation
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Never impede the speed of the centipede
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She dedicated her lips to science… or was it art.
Hmmm, like all good lips, they know who they belong to
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