Light Slices 929

When you can’t make them see the light, make them feel the heat

“I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.” – – Joan Rivers

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Breaking Free 672

How statues are born

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Bird Possession 027

Bird possession is nine tenths of the law

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Worth two in the bush 898

…is worth two in the bush

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Blazing Trails 165

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason… and not really a road at all

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Baby Ronald 237

I just want to slap that pretty little face into hamburger meat, that’s all.

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Unlikely friends 170

Happy is he who causes a scandal

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Troll in Training 562

Young trolls in training

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Evil Genius Cat 672

If ugliness were contagious, I’d be very afraid

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Rethinking Wall Street 562

The 11th Commandment:  Thou shalt not release the bull before its time

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Cutest Frog 672

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. No one really understands it and the frog always dies.

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Ground Swirls 276

Spiral farming is all the rage in pasta-land, even though Fibonacci’s math should never be applied to farming

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Its a sign 287

Its a sign. Confusing as hell, but its still a sign

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The lower half 055

In the land down under, a view of the bottom side of the pool

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When Buildings Fall Down 802

Apparently when buildings get tired, they just fall over

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Cuddle Beaks 762

When Mother Goose met up with the Golden Goose, they left us a legacy of wacky goose tales.
None of them true, of course, but a lot of crazy stories

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Shattered Ideas 276

The idea that is not dangerous is not worthy of being called an idea at all

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Entering the canyon 723

One man’s entrance is another man’s exit. To bad the way in is not always the way out

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Shadow Faces 055

This is what people really think of politics

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Gut-wrenching story 872

The new health care plan is not an easy read
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Lady in red 276

She may be a dumb blond, but no one is paying attention to the “dumb” part

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I want to applaud you but my arms are too short 424

I want to applaud but my arms are too short

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Happy Feet 172

Happy feet

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Airing out the teeth 144

Teeth for sale

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lynx_lynx 782

Naps are always better when you get to be on top

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Tuff Guy Issues 777

Suffering from tough guy issues

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Shark Surfing 264

Football and rugby are  pansy sports compared to extreme surfing

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The End 787

World’s simplest sobriety test

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