When you can’t make them see the light, make them feel the heat

“I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.” – – Joan Rivers

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How statues are born

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Bird possession is nine tenths of the law

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…is worth two in the bush

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Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason… and not really a road at all

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I just want to slap that pretty little face into hamburger meat, that’s all.

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Happy is he who causes a scandal

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Young trolls in training

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If ugliness were contagious, I’d be very afraid

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The 11th Commandment:  Thou shalt not release the bull before its time

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Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. No one really understands it and the frog always dies.

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Spiral farming is all the rage in pasta-land, even though Fibonacci’s math should never be applied to farming

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Its a sign. Confusing as hell, but its still a sign

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In the land down under, a view of the bottom side of the pool

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Apparently when buildings get tired, they just fall over

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When Mother Goose met up with the Golden Goose, they left us a legacy of wacky goose tales.
None of them true, of course, but a lot of crazy stories

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The idea that is not dangerous is not worthy of being called an idea at all

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One man’s entrance is another man’s exit. To bad the way in is not always the way out

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This is what people really think of politics

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The new health care plan is not an easy read
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She may be a dumb blond, but no one is paying attention to the “dumb” part

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I want to applaud but my arms are too short

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Happy feet

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Teeth for sale

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Naps are always better when you get to be on top

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Suffering from tough guy issues

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Football and rugby are  pansy sports compared to extreme surfing

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World’s simplest sobriety test

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