Thermo Neuclear Girl 034

Jamie was going to add a bit more highlighter to her hair, but decided she had enough

“Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait” – – A. Whitney Brown

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Over Under Problem 804

The reflections we imagine are far different than the ones we actually cast

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Watering Ox 809

Few people know that the head of an ox needs to be watered regularly. This is
a task best handled by young boys without shirts …but then again, we could be wrong.

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Kettle Head 376

He had a face that just wouldn’t quit

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Teaching Penguin to speak 330

Teaching penguins is tough, even on a good day. But teaching them how to
do sign language when they don’t even have fingers is a whole ‘nother level of insanity

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Apple Duty 760

If only Steve were still around to enjoy this “Apple Moment”

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Its my twig 760

It’s not much, but I call it home

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Morning Coffee 893

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee… emphasis on substantial

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hippo water 576

Shaving does not come naturally to creatures without opposable thumbs …or with them

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Homeless Sortof 903

The new face of homelessness …or bank robbers, we’re not quite sure

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Bike Angel 488

Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite wisdom,
sends them a nice plump missionary

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Telling Ghost Stories 089

Scaring young children is something that requires practice …lots of practice

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Cliff Hanger 764

For all of you scriptwriters, in order for you the write a good cliffhanger,
you need to experience one first

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Brought by Stork 033

…it’s where baby hamburgers come from

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Tug of War 872

So what do they get if one side actually wins? Does anyone really care?
Whatever happens, I vote they have a rematch with more team members tomorrow

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Back talking mom 477

Cats, like humans, are predestined to have free will

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Pumpkin Conductor 873

…and with one simple gesture, he was able to cause all of the pumpkins
to break their stems and turn orange

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Nosey Nellie 044

Nosey Nellie was an annoying horse. Note to self. Do not invite her to our next stampede

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Underwater Bedroom 983

Just remember, if the world didn’t suck, we’d all float away

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Out to play ball 903

As the Secretary of State, Hilary Clinton often wears disguises when going into Muslim countries

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Moon Ball 038

I’m going to go out on a limb here, but I’m guessing the moon will never make it through the hoop

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Flying Rabbit 980

This is what happens if you get scared half to death – twice

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Doing Laundry 098

Statistics show every two minutes another statistic is created

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Swimming Ella 783

Sadly, this elephant couldn’t remember having a more memorable time

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Hat Man 331

Even at age 68, he was still wearing the 500 hats of Bartholemew Cubbins’

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Kickin Butt 576

If he doesn’t succeed, he runs the risk of failure

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Farmer Voices 786

Farming. It’s not for little people anymore

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No really, it was this big 348

“No really! It was this big!”

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Shadow art 091

Beyond the doubt of a shadow

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Grabber Couch 476

The nightmare you think you’re living is never the same as the one that’s actually taking place

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Toughtful Moment 476

“No, there’s really no point to this. Why do you ask?”

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Famous Last Gesture 376

One famous last gersture!

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