For the love of God, will the real sucker please stand up?
“If my films make one more person miserable, I’ll feel I have done my job.” – – Woody Allen
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Do you love me because I’m cute, or am I cute because you love me?
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Babies have a way of reinventing the world you live in. So bring one with you at all times
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The lonely cat serenade
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Damn lawyers are everywhere!
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Never underestimate the power of making a grand entrance
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He thought it was funny that his fake plants died when he didn’t pretend to water them
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You know something’s wrong when you fail to make the chess team because of your height
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God created “loneliness” as a way of expressing the pain of being alone.
And he created freezing rain to add insult to injury.
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All friends are imaginary until they become real
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Some animals are magical . . .the more you smile at them the longer you all will live.
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Motivation is what gets you started. Red Bull is what keeps you going.
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Pigeon, it’s what is for dinner
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Even in print media, some people are experts at blowing their own horn
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Survival of the fittest starts with being the strongest in the forrest
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If you think YOUR day started out badly…
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Laughter is the closest distance between two creatures
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Everyone sees ingenuity from their own perspective
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If the laws of nature were meant to be broken, we wouldn’t start with dogs who can bark from trees
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A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way
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When you are competing with Mother Nature, cheating is not an option
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The inner workings never looked so “inner”
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In Africa, its less about “what’s for dinner” and more about “who’s for dinner”
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Being superfluous is sometimes a necessity
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Which came first, the the snow chicken or the snow egg?
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Never stand between an artist and their banana
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All I know is that you love me…in my dreams.
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Ummm, no thanks. I think I’ll keep my blue jeans
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In desperate time, half a woman will do
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Just because you have a heart doesn’t mean you know the first thing about using it
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“Diaper” spelled backwards is “Repaid.” Think about it!
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