Oftentimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason
Quote of the Day: “Everything we do in life is based on fear, especially love.” – – Mel Brooks
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Later in life the platypus twins became notorious mobsters, known largely
for their electric eel addiction and a strange predilection for toy poodles.
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When he claimed minority status, they didn’t quite know what category to put him in
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Kibbles and Bits! Kibbles and Bits! Get out of my way, I want my Kibbles and Bits!
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Do we really need more pictures of Siberia?
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Obviously he was no longer welcome
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Why is your head made out of bricks Grandpa?
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Have you seen my son, Nemo?
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A sure sign of someone using AT&T service
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Corn. I think I’ll name my first child “Corn”
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People always tell me I look thinner when I where these shoes
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I, on the other hand, would NEVER have tried to blow their house down.
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You know the cold medication has finally kicked in when…
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What! You traded our magic beans for this lousy tiger?
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The dichotomy of space and time was usually not so readily apparent,
but Sally just wrote it off as another schizophrenic blip
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Happiness!
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Chef Peppin was going through an unusually colorful period in his life!
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Once again the “children against picketing” showed up and started “unpicketing”
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Stop calling my mommy a tramp!
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Pondering the next new extreme sport… and the one after that
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I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.
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Once again the ninja baby attack came from nowhere!
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Inside every mountain is the home of a little guy making more mountains
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If you’re sick of following your dreams, then follow your nose, or someone else’s nose
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Seriously? We have to leave the flesh hooks in for another HOUR?
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It’s double dot day in cheeta-town.
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What could possibly go wrong?
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Perspective. You don’t know you need it until you’ve lost it
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Show off!
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