As you well know, pigs make the birdman very, very angry!

Quote of the Day: “My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light.” – Rodney Dangerfield

 

 

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Hurricane, hurricane, go away. Blow away me away another day.

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Wing envy strikes even the smallest of chicks.

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Anatomical Batman is one horny dude.

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Fondly dreaming of his last savage kill.

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Night time crane operator taking a break. If only he could find a spot with a better view…

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Today we rebuild the village!  Tomorrow, the world!

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People with OCD totally hate this building (but not as much as the guy living in this kooky apartment)

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Day 347. They still think I’m a cat.

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Body art that makes people say “Ouch!”

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Why so glum sugar plum?

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Before steampunk they were just called retro watches.

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And you thought a large espresso affected you badly…

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Once you’ve mastered the attitude, it’s all downhill from there

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The problem started when he was walking by a bank and started hearing voices in his head.
Sorry, no bad pussy jokes here!

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Building The Statue Of Liberty – 1884

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I can fly! Me too! Hey where are you going?

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Changing perspectives… with the help of a hurricane

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When you own a dog, you carry the responsibility.

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Yin and Yang, but not much good for driving.

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Where did that rascal go?

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I eat soldiers for breakfast

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Come at me bro! Just try it!

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Shari the spark eater was really hot tonight.

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I can hear a gnat’s knuckles crack at 50 meters. Don’t EVEN think I didn’t hear that last comment!

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Without the eyes, we are but a mask of loneliness

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Fingerprint rings

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The Dr Seuss magic continues…

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Just me and my catbird!

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Why yes, I would love a bear hug!

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