China’s notorious puppy gang recruits members of all ages.
Price of admission? One puppy!

Quote of the Day: “When you step on the brakes, your life is in your foot’s hands.” – George Carlin

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Solar Eclipse. Better known as when the sun moons you.

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You have exactly 3 seconds before I go all COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO on your ass!

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Can an invisible tree house make homeless people invisible too?

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Instead of flowers

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Wow! I can already feel you squirm!

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The Hokey Pokey is really challenging for snakes.

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Frequency of letters used on a keyboard. Where’s the panic button?

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How long is a nanosecond?

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The world’s largest umbrella boasts a surprisingly small amount of advertising!

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Quincy the penguin was beginning to regret the comments he made about the sea lion’s mother.
Yup, it was going to come back to bite him.

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Give me four!

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Almost… aaalmost…nutworthy.

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Damn, I look good!

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A flamingo baby plagued with those clumsy things they call feet!

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If I foil you and you foil me, isn’t that like dividing by zero and the entire universe will collapse?

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Woodsy the owl had it up to HERE with intruders.

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He played her like a fiddle. No literally! Ok, literally but figuratively too.

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Yahoo! I want that banana!

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What could possibly go wrong?

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Onward, my noble steed!

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Ice Castle, where soft beds are not an option

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This is a snowball fight you may not want to win…

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Natures own form of target practice. Look at all the little lightning targets floating down from the sky!

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Little know fact:  Kittens are usually measured by the sink full!

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Caught between a rock and a hard place, better known as another rock.

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When your pachyderm is too young to pack it in

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Wow! I hate it when that happens!

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You went on vacation and all you got me was this weird thing
for me to stick my snout through? Really?

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Early on the Playboy Club employed zen monkeys as photographers.

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