Jalapeno Kibbles n Bits with Built-in Flamethrowers never really took off.
Something about hand-grenade hairballs making their way into the sock drawers!
Quote of the Day: “The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it’s just sort of a tired feeling.” – Paula Poundstone
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The higher the leg goes, the better we tip, Missy!
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First impressions last a lifetime. Second impressions, not so much!
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I present Kathy, the lady who touched all of your Twinkies with her bare hands
immediately before they got packaged
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Today monkey, we see if you can fling poo at Mr. Taxman!
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…and on another note
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At first I thought they were flies, but there weren’t enough eyes.
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No, it’s not the worlds smallest clown hat, it’s a red blood cell on the tip of a needle
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So you think YOUR life sucks…
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Zebras always have giraffes check their teeth.
Something about being genetically predispositioned to be teeth checkers.
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Sadly, Linda May was crippled for life after the double hiney licker banana split caused her spleen to explode.
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Rule of Thumb: Never let Icelandic sheep watch old Superman movies
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Most bomb makers, at least the ones who have blown off a few fingers,
always have problems with this part. One sneeze and you’re a goner!
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At least there’s a fence
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Behold the cardiac bowl.
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Listen darling, Snaggletooth is NOT my name!
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Ever feel like a Divine hand is pressing down on you?
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Majestic owl
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Try our new artificial hearts, now in Ferrari Red, Polish Puce, or Character-Building Chartreuse!
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I am the Duck of Death and I have come for your soul! BWAHAHAHAHA honk!
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Once again, Anonymous was having trouble making a fashion statement.
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Hurt and dejected, the “Planet of the Apes” rejects found themselves
huddled in a corner plotting their revenge. If only they had read the script!
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Giving you the old stinky moss eye.
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A. That stands for Apple. Gimme one!
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Groundbreaking music. No, literally.
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I would KILL for a Menthol 100…
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So This is why I can’t sleep!
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Suddenly Pumba! Winner of Snout Wars 2012 in New Zealand.
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Don’t ya just wanna throw water on this situation?
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