Steven King’s wife. No, not that wife, the other one!
Quote of the Day: “I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.” – Steve Martin
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Bamboo drift race where you balance yourself on one bamboo, and navigate with the other.
What could possibly go wrong – aggressive girls and sticks?
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Please, just ignore the 42 armed guards and the 17 no-trespassing signs, and join us for dinner!
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Fires fear him!
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When your food is also your entertainment!
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It’s always harder when they don’t have a head!
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Alright, for the thousandth time, we are taking pictures. Put on your happy face!
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Nothing says quality construction quite like an unintentionally random flamethrower tool!
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After a long day at the races, and a few too many Kibbles and Bits!
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Supercell over Nebraska. Because bad farmers require their own form of professional cleansing!
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Muskoxen in the wild! But I really prefer them in my cologne bottle!
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Perhaps the stop sign isn’t big enough!
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If he’s a laughing, you best be running!
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We all knew the sun would flame out sooner or later!
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If only he had eaten the bran bar instead of the caribou, he wouldn’t be feeling this way!
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Help wanted, cleaning giant bird cages. Most be okay with totally disgusting smells! And stickiness!
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Giant Angora Rabbit having a totally bad hare day!
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A journey of a million steps starts with the first one….. and a very, very large bottle of water!
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Isn’t it time we all celebrated Migration Day?
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World’s first wind tunnel! Obviously a bit short on the tunnel part!
The salesman was probably windier than the tunnel!
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Introducing the King of Bees! No, not him, the other one!
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Ship shaped hotel in South Korea, because building something like this for the water would just be wrong!
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Next!
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Don’t let it go to your head, kid! Whoops, too late!
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Time for you to die! You weird colored idiot, just DIE!
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Using electricity from the wall is just being lazy!
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Butterflies drinking the tears of a turtle! If turtles didn’t like it there would be no tears!
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Too bad more leaders haven’t learned how to strut their stuff!
On second thought, for too many of them, that’s all they know how to do!
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The impossible sound of sneakiness!
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Gravity has a way of keeping us humble, even jackasses like this!
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