“Worker bee, where were you when I needed you?”
Quote of the Day: “If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?” – Will Rogers
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Kids have a way of keeping us humble!
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Before accusing your friends of being pigs, best to take a moment to step back
and think closely about these words you’re speaking through your own furry whiskers!
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Alway remember, we reap what we sew! But then again, what the hell does that mean?
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The whole Planet of the Apes story started one night when a surly zookeeper
and a particularly good looking chimp started doing shots!
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Amazing how one simple invention can send shutters through the entire glass industry!
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Counter to what the fable-tellers have told us, there was no “jumping over the moon,”
just some longhorn stabbing at it!
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Very often the problem you’re solving doesn’t fit well with the tools at your disposal!
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Black-belt level dog training!
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As with all of life’s high-points, the part that followed was not well planned!
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“Whatever it was, I didn’t do it!”
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Introducing the Rainbow Brick Cake, the most labor intensive cake in all history!
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“Unhand me, you inferior human!”
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Big Taj, Little Taj! Our camera laugh at the way we see things!
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Hey where’d it go?
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If only all apologies were this effective!
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Just when you thought there may never be a sport you could excel at, this showed up!
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Once again, all of the good branches were taken!
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And you thought Google Glass looked dorky!
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Monk feeding an 800lb male tiger with a bottle. Seems normal!
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After a gallon of beer, you can play an entire song!
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Horse bros, but they only do this when they think no one is looking!
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The 1930 KJ Henderson Streamline was far too comfortable and futuristic to be taken seriously!
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To some, it’s just a curb. To this persistent little duck, it is a symbol of life’s greatest achievement!
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The Ice Cycle, an exceptionally great way to cool down!
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Nothing to see here. Just an inverted rhino being dragged across the sky! Move along!
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Introducing the Manbearpig. Until now, mankind has been operating at
only a fraction of what it will be now that these exist!
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Because he’s more than a little ticked off and flying is way overrated anyway!
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After sniffing around in the underwear drawer he just needed a quick hit or two to clear his head!
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If you can’t do this, you’re not alone!
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