Obviously not impressed with her wardrobe!

Quote of the Day – “Certainly there are things in life that money can’t buy, but it’s very funny – did you ever try buying then without money?” – Ogden Nash

 

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When an Air Force General decides to go fishing, the fish really don’t have a chance!

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Birdception, he didn’t see it coming!

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Doing homework by firelight, but still far more studying than congress does on the bills they pass!

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Giraffes only sleep about an hour a day and here’s why – lumpy pillows!

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Typical day biking in British Columbia!

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At some point, every new discovery turns into a chess match! Who makes the next move?

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Wow! That driver was really stoned!

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Looks like there’s a new political party gaining on the Republicans!

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Professional donut dunking machine! Not all inventions need a reason!

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OMG, I just found out Darth Vader was Luke’s father!

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Pain is worth a thousand words! Yeah, a thousand cuss words!

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Race to the finish line! Probably a good reason why it wasn’t televised!

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The sands of time are no match for the hands of sand!

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Jetwash! It only stinks if you’re within a 100 miles of it!

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Shark eggs lit from behind! Don’t worry, they’re still too young for Dr. Evil to attach his frickin’ lasers to them!

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Giraffes at sunset! Do you know how many times I had to ask them to hold still so I could get this shot?

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A balloon made of balloons! Could there ever a better reason for inventing a needle gun?

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Some marriages are like this, even if you let her get the last word in!

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Hmmm, there are probably better ways to meet women!

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Plotting to overthrow Detroit! I think they might have a chance!

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Life size Jenga! Your move!

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Walrus fell asleep on a Russian submarine! They knew something was wrong
when they couldn’t fire their nuclear missiles at Washington! This happens all the time!

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Hand carved pencil. It’s a left hand so it probably only works for left-handed people!

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Argghh, how many times do I have to tell you, pointy side up!
Sleep with the pointy side up!

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Wow! Looks like this lightbulb had an idea!

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Ok, who’s up for this challenge?  Hint: It helps if your ear is thirsty!

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Unbeknownst to most guys, hang-gliding doesn’t come naturally to dogs!

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Hmmm, if only she had been looking for a sign!

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The Monkey Spa, where they keep monkeying around with you until you learn how to relax!

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March of the Whores, it’s a protest thing! Sorry, this mask is taken!

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