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Quote of the Day: “A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.” — Baltasar Gracian
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In the end it was far less about accuracy, and far more about whoever would pay her to pose!
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Warning: Never bite the hand that feeds you, or in this case, the finger!
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Sneaky bastard!
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Yes, they do have algae problems in China, but nobody seems to care!
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Nose eater, one step below a nose picker!
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Ukrainian protester pepper-spraying the police. What could possibly go wrong?
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Introducing Jabba the Cat!
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Traffic wall in Vietnam. Only cross if you’re feeling lucky!
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He’s fast, he’s hungry, and he’s looking at you!
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Confusing makeup. Even more confusing personality!
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Does reality sometimes play mind games with you as well? Yeah, me neither!
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Little known fact! Most upper income Ostriches hate it when you refer to them as a “Peckerhead!”
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Don’t worry sir it’s just a routine procedure!
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“What are you looking at?”
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Shaolin Monk running the walls. He usually does this before he runs the ceilings!
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In the architectural world it became known as the ultimate bird-killer!
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When the Post Office needs something to go extra slow, as if that’s even possible, they call this guy!
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In the early days of Oregon, if there was a will, or a whole pile of “wills,” there was a way!
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Even animals hate the paparazzi!
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Here’s a picture of my swimming pool! No, the other one, the one that I’ve been thinking about building!
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The secret to great photography is the size of the pixels.
They must have had a sale on extra large pixels that day!
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“And in the morning, I’m making waffles!”
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Santa’s little elves, already working on Christmas 2018! Your wish list will just have to get in line!
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She had a bit of a catnip vibe to her deep sexy voice, and while men hated it, she became a total kitty magnet!
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This eggshell has more than 20,000 holes drilled in it. No word on when it’s going to hatch!
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Slacklining, a sport where “Whoops!” is never a good sound!
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Hey, you with the lights, I think you missed a spot!
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Nothing quite says -“Here’s a place I’d like to eat my sandwich”- quite like a subway!
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Whatever this is, I like it! Your argument is invalid!
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