Some kids are raised by wolves! This guy, not so lucky!
Quote of the Day: “Beware of complexity disguised as a solution.” – Futurist Thomas Frey
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If you think he’s hungry and wants to eat you, it’s because he is and he does!
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When your only toy is a teapot, its time to play an entirely different kind of game!
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Sorry, but I only drink vertical water!
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An eagle’s nest made of lemming skins. For eagles, there’s no such thing as political correctness!
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The pollen horder. Every species has their greedy, needy, and super abusers!
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Watching this ceramic heat shield is very cool, no very hot. Wait, I’m confused!
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Hopefully Superman doesn’t show up! This could get messy!
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He always loved making a dramatic entrance, but more so to impress the girls than anything practical!
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“If you love someone, set them free. No, not like this dumbass!”
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And here I thought the Bat Cave was for fighting crime, not just watching it!
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The early bird always catches the slow worm!
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Feeling guilty for being a vegetarian and eating a mouse! Mondays are like that!
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Coming face to face with one’s self can be a thoroughly maddening experience!
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Sorry, no girls allowed. Books are for building forts, not for reading or doing girl stuff!
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Even riding camels in remote parts of Egypt, the NSA still knows where you are, and what you’re thinking!
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Place your bets. The giant Whiskers Munch-Off has begun!
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Once again the cloud he was lifting got away!
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He went to the store for some milk, but came back with an entire cow!
Exceptional kid or total Dilbert, you decide!
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Are you looking at me? I said, ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME?
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I can’t believe what that squirrel is doing with his nuts either!
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If your sole purpose in life is to end up as fish food, what good are you?
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If someone went out of their way to capture your worst possible side,
what angle would they shoot from?
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Yes, I ordered a glass of Cold Duck, but I never imagined they’d bring this!
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When is the last time you “played elephant” with your girlfriend?
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Loneliness only comes in grey, and as a piece of art, it has a way of making your home feel homeless!
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After hooking 174 balls on the first hole, he decided his next invention will be the self-retrieving golf ball!
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Beware of women who are accompanied by a flock of sheep on your first date!
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The magic behind the magic!
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Bitch-slapping, done bird style!
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