Top 10 Photos of the Week

Cat Attack 602

That skanky-smelling dog next door was going down

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.
Steven Wright

“Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.”  – Steven Wright

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Jetpack Skateboarder 051

Power is about what you control. Freedom is about what you can unleash

Some forward thinking people only manage to work their way up to the point of “retro-visionary” without ever truly getting ahead of the pack. If they had been born 20 to 50 years earlier the would have been considered brilliant. But instead, they simply end up being relegated to the trash-heap of also-rands and squander-magnets. Life is such a cruel sport. (Pics)

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Make Like Rabbits 902

Not everything with bunnies is clothed in good intentions

Daylight savings time was originally invented by the watch-making industry to draw attention to time, and by extension, the need to purchase more time pieces. Similarly, cartographers, professional map-makers, were downsized by improvements within the GPS industry to increase our dependency upon portable GPS units. So why is it that all these improvements in clocks and geo-location services has left us even more lost in time and space? (Pics)

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Water Bashing 873

When your water breaks, its a hard thing to fight

Virtually everything in life is an illusion, especially the things we think we see but really don’t. The things we actually see are only there as long as we are looking at them, and then they secretly go away. Try turning around really, really, really fast and watch how pixelated everything is until the full image appears. This is most noticeable when drinking tequila.  I think I’ve made my point. (Pics)

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Winter Chimp 055

Its really the knitted booties that complete the whole fashion statement

What exactly is the definition of goofy? Did the definition came from the Disney character or was the character named after the word? Was the concept of being profound invented before the word, or was there simply a spare word laying around in search of the moment it would later be used to describe? Are questions without answers as meaningful as answers without questions? Today is your lucky day because we will not be answering a single one of these questions today. Well, except “42” (Pics)

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