Electric vehicles are far easier to repair. Just flip and fix
“You don’t have to worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.” – – Charles Schulz
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Shut the hell up, Mr. Puppy! Just shut the hell up!
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Flying Kung Fu guys often have an unfair advantage in soccer
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The real story of Little Red Riding Hood was not exactly a kid’s tale. It was bloody,
the big, bad wolf didn’t talk and there were emergency vehicles everywhere.
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Constipation is not a pretty thing to watch
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Drippy glazed donuts have a way of making time stand still
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Some women are great at teaching geometry
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It was the look he gave me when I said, “What about four balls?”
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Every time I use superglue, this happens. Every! Single! Time!
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When working through a budget crisis, it’s best to keep your paws to yourself
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Stress. If we don’t deal with it, our knuckles will hurt for other reasons
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Loneliness is not just a people thing
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Hand animals, for when the zoo is just too damn far away
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Don’t you just hate it when women make you feel tiny?
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Catnip and Jack Daniels make strange bedfellows
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Once again politicians are lining up to run for their next election
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The balance you seek seldom comes with the crazy tail-raising experiences you desire
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Obviously the dog isn’t needed for protection
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Hmmm….. hard to tell where the building ends and the painting begins
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In the grocery store, you can always tell the losers by their bruises
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If only Google had customer service, they’d know what people want
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She probably has it coming
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The only thing standing between you and your next great accomplishment is
a skinny little pole that your neighbor has locked in his garage. Damn him!
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A double-stack of slowness
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If I get one more speeding ticket, I’m putting these puppies on
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Ironically, he only responds to the name “Tinkerbell”
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A sure fired way to halt the energy crisis
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As an inventor, he wasn’t always able to access to his “usefulness gene”
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“Think! Think! Why am I here? Why am I here?”
Warning: Heavy use of steroids can be bad for your memory,
but great for your butt cheeks
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