Sony Releases Stupid Piece Of Sh*t That Doesn’t F*ck*ng Work!


An artistic rendition of nonfunctioning dung drop

Sometimes a lemon needs to be called a lemon. At other times, megalithic electronic giants need to have a tear trotting, guffaw inducing satirical comment made about them. Thankfully the fine folks over at The Onion (America’s Finest News Source) have decided to take it upon themselves to do just such a thing, leveling jaw dropping accusations at global giant SONY.

In reality, we have all had our experience with some sort of gizmo that painfully desired to be punted across the room after hours of frustration for some reason and you can simply insert the name of that manufacturer when the name SONY is mentioned.

Regardless of your view of SONY, this is one mighty funny video. However, it contains EXTREMELY intense language so be forewarned as the VIDEO is after the jump.

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Dunk Dick Tank


Cheney tells more than 200 million Americans to “throw or get the hell out of [his] sight.”

The amazing mirth wizards over at The Onion, America’s Finest News Source, reported on a very wishful outcome from the past 8 years of dealing with Dick.

“WASHINGTON-Organizers reported Sunday that the 44th White House Carnival was a rousing success, raising a record $800,000,066,845 for the federal government-$800 billion of which came from a dunk tank featuring former vice president Dick Cheney.”

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