She had promised him a good time on their wedding night,
but there was no food left. Now what?
“A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.” – – George Bernard Shaw
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Where taking a dump may result in receiving a dump
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Buddies for now, at least until the parrot decides otherwise
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The Swiss army gun. Damn those Swiss!
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How many takes do you think it took to get this shot right?
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Occasionally its okay to blow your own horn,
and the horn of the horn-blower inside your own horn
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Wouldn’t it be great if we could move from a dog-eat-dog world to a dog-love-dog world?
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If you’re looking for a job, there were always openings for power-line inspectors
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Food bandits are never picky
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Life is full of moments like this, where the white space infringes on your headroom
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“I beg your pardon!”
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Even though it was tiny, she was determined to get a photo of her new diamond ring
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Yes, the seats are cold. But what the hell, its an ice car
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Floating girls are only an illusion…. well, maybe not
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Marriage is usually a one-way street. Some women, however, take it to the extreme
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Life is full of crap. You can either complain about it, or turn it into your playground
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Headache puppy does not approve
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Some tree-houses are built for fun. Others are never quite finished
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Nothing say “I’m you’re” quite like a high-gloss, well-waxed ass
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Without the labels we would never be able to tell them apart
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Good place for a quick nap. What could possibly go wrong?
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Some women just love to be monkeyed with
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Eating lumberjacks like flapjacks. If only trees could have their way
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After years of searching, we finally found the Bat Signal
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Regardless of the morning-person thing, what’s with the sign?
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