Gravity is not always your friend. Especially on Mondays!
“Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.” – – Robin Williams
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Believe me when I tell you, smuggling giraffes is no easy task
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They always say you can tell a lot about a man by his feet. But not always…
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Life is full of choices. However, only rarely on this scale
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Once again the political race turned ugly with the blatant
calling of names like “dog” and “pig”
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…and for those of you who don’t eat bananas, we still have crackers
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No, seriously. What frog?
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Robotic hands for remote control parenting
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Suddenly Valentines Day turned tragic
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A village divided by food… and a 14 block long table
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No, seriously. What corn?
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As part of their latest modernization campaign,
Muslims have begun experimenting with new women fashions
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Wait, is it too late to change my miiiinnnnndddd?????
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Even before television, there were still couch potatoes
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Meanwhile, back at bacon mountain…
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Protesting the protesters
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Every time I have to go, this happens
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…only in the vegetable section
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For exactly seven days of their lives, the hairy nosed wombat is actually kinda cute
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If you can see the whites of her eye, you better kiss your ass goodbye
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Sadly, the obesity problem has forced the redesign of even the most basic playground equipment
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The best way to fight a squirrel is to go for his nuts
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Wearing a mask has its privileges
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Invisidog
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The buttons were a nice touch. No one would think to look there
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