The inside-outside upside-downside car. The most fun you can have on four headrests
“I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.” – – Oscar Wilde
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Reflections never lie, but occasionally they will yell a different story
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Grumpy old dogs
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Beware of the blue parking lot. It is strictly reserved for aquatic female drivers
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The mean ones always sleep with one eye open
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It’s hard to keep a good car down, especially the wall-driving ones
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Don’t be cruel to your rodents. Give them a better way to
exercise than the same old “run for your life” workout
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You know somethings wrong when they come home with holes in their story
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All of the stuff happening in Washington is even making the dogs go crazy
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Where art and practicality collide
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A brilliant commentary on “the same old rat race.” Isn’t it time you think “outside the cage?”
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It was at this point when Friskie concluded they had walked
over 1,200 miles in the wrong direction
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Look around you. Faceless women are taking over the world. Really! Really?
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Do you sometimes feel like you’re drifting away from really? Life isn’t what it use to be, and never was!
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If all angry cats were sent to prison, we’d have to build a 1,000 more prisons
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When sign placement strategies fail
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Haunted forests! The reason why good lumber gets warped
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Going for the high score. Driving is just more fun when they turn it into a game
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Watching doggie porn again? Bad dog! Bad dog!
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Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone… and then some
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Rule of Thumb: If life hands you “tall food” … grow taller!
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Telecom companies are going to great lengths to find new customers
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Most people who go on a diet simply get on the wrong track.
Isn’t it about time we start identifying which track you’re on
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Life is full of bad tools, but only idiots choose to use them
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Some old guy just had a really bad day. No really, I can tell
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Don’t give me that look!
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In case you were wondering, the new Mexican justice system no longer uses judges
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Finding a pet that is playful is half the battle
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Cleaner is as cleaner does
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Beware of beautiful young women with an agenda.
Sometimes they even serve pie with their scandles
