The look of innocence is always the calm before the storm
“A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.” – – Sir Winston Churchill
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The cat scan
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The impossible bookshelf for the impossible homework assignment
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Football dog thinks you’re hiding something
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Every house has a story, but this one has more than most
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“Who’s your tortoise?”
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Blue Ray Player
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A smoking boy and his rooster. That is all
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Pregnancy is only as much fun as you make it
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Cat fights are not always easy to win
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I realize its important to make your art come to life, but this is pushing it
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Some days you just want to go home and start over
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If you could choose, how would you design the ideal man?
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Hannibal Lecter Puppy
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Nuclear power is my friend. Nuclear power is my friend.
Nuclear power is… Whoa! What the hell is that?
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Hmmm, must be Wednesday
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Rarely are the smoking guns this obvious
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Pranks. For those people who think they know what they’re doing
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Contrary to popular belief, all girls come with strings attached
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Sorry, but I don’t speak cleavage. Can you be more explicit?
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Time is an illusion, an illusion, an illusion, an illusion
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If life gives you lemmings, make lemming-aide
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“You’re probably wondering why I asked you here…”
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The world is full of little people. Remember that the next time you clean your carpets
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…even so, trains couldn’t care less
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Rule of Thumb. Never marry a woman for her milk
