Once again, Congress is making plans to fix the tax code
“What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad.” – – Dave Berry
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Word of advice: Never, never, never let your opening act upstage you
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Some traditions should never have been started
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Clever! Very clever!
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When it comes to color, its best to know what point you’re trying to make
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“Are you okay to drive home?”
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Oh Grandma, not again!
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In Darwinian terms, which came first, the tiger or the egg?
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Drats! Foiled again!
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Bear footed
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Genuine bath lover
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What stick horses always wanted to be
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Comfort is a hard thing to explain
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The ultimate chick magnate
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Who needs to brush their teeth when they can do this?
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Specially designed for fighting wars with little people
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If only they gave style-points for shotput, he would take home the gold
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Yup! He’s gonna be feelin’ that one in the morning
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When it comes to our kids, where did we go wrong?
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Traditional advertising has its limits. This guy, not so much!
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The “extreme ironing squad” strikes again. No reason. Why do you ask?
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Have you been taking liberties with your food?
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Hang on little guy! Just hang on!
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It’s like we always say, Safety First!
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Challenge accepted!
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Extremely rare zebra frog
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…because it was a blank wall and it needed something to add color to the room. Duh!
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Looking out for rocks, while everyone else is looking out for you
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