“It`s good for everyone to understand that they are to love their enemies, simply because your enemies show you things about yourself you need to change. So in actuality enemies are friends in reverse.” – – Gary Busey
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In the future, every home will have it’s own storm trooper support team
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Did you know that tigers could climb trees? Neither did the chicken
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Tragically hilarious
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The other side of the fence is always greener, even if it is brown
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…and you thought walnuts came from trees
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Best friends forever
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Life is full of challenges, but we have no clue what this guy’s problem is
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Some days I feel like Burt, but other days I’m just Ernie
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Hard to tell where the towel ends and the dog begins…
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The bomb-shelter hotel is a big hit among survivalists
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There’s nothing quite like freshly grown toad straight from the garden
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer
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Not exactly a hotel where you can order room service
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Doing time
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Every man is a work of art. But as most women know, no man is ever finished
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When you see it you’ll laugh
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The Duet
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Most philosophers were born out of moments where winning was not an option
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Sometimes its pretty obvious when you’ve had too much to drink
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Clearly there’s more to this story, and the moose isn’t talking
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Finally, a ride specially designed for people without Social Security
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Troll food. It’s what’s for dinner
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When Carrot Top and a guitar-maker go on a bender, it’s never pretty
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Its a guy thing. They can always see the light
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Great Britain is the only country where the Queen can also be her own pet
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His face says it all
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Sometimes its pretty obvious when you’ve had too much to drink
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